Pembroke Mafia Football League
Welcome to another installment of the Pembroke Mafia Football League. The author is frustrated with Congress and considers getting a therapy animal, specifically a Colombian red howler monkey, to cope with the stress.
“You want a what?” “A howler monkey. It’s for my Congress-induced PTSD.”
The author's wife is opposed to the idea, citing a past incident with a gerbil that got lost at Kroger. The conversation highlights the humorous dynamics of their relationship.
“You haven’t worn pants since you retired. You wear shorts.”
The author's needs and desires are met with skepticism by their wife, adding to the comedic tone of the exchange.
Author's summary: Frustrated with Congress, seeking therapy animal.